we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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