very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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