Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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