its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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