Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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