Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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