I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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