We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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