do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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