I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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