I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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