I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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