you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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