i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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