Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
is it fun? or sober?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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