dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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