what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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