5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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