They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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