Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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