sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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