You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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