took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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