im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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