in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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