I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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