How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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