on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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