Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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