Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
