so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just invented taco cereal.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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