Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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