thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
