White coat. Heels.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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