let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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