last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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