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• (310): View more from California

  dude i need help, im throwing up blood.

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  no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.

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  oh, so thats why my junks red.

  (323): View more from California

  wow. cant help you there...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby

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  What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

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  I am both scared and jealous.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  sex in a tree stand. check.

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  you lucky bastard

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing

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• (650): View more from California

  We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Where is Holly?

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  Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.

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