I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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