she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
cat food counts as protein by the way
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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