I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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