at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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