Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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