think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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