C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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