she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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