This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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