im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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