bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Dicks are not precious.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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