Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The struggles of a small town man whore
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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