So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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