I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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