He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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