Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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