I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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