wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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