I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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